American Horror Story - Season 6 - Episode 2

My Roanoke Nightmare starts with the *WARNING* of 'The Following Events is Inspired by True Events.' (Darn my eye rolling issues because I do believe that Ryan Murphy is reinventing true events like the Original Blair Witch movie did. We also get a nice "Dramatic Reenactment" warning at the bottom of the screen. (eye-rolling at this rate shall get me a head ache. I might want to pop open the box wine to help with these pains)

We are starting off where we left off with Shelby in the woods, with a man scalped clean and Lady Gaga cackling behind Kathy Bates. Oh yea. I am digging Gaga's look this year. 

Shelby (the real one - and I am not happy that I have to type that so that anyone is clear. Try explaining it to your friends) is running out of the forest when she stops and spots a peaceful deer standing around. This makes Shelby have a little yoga moment of peaceful breathing and other cool stuff. She turns back to run some more (mind you she has ran for a good 2 minutes and when she looks back, the people are about 40 yards behind her still) when she stops, looks back to watch the Kathy Bates people perform a ritual with a large Piggy Man costume pig head. Around the fire are Wes Bentley and Lady Gaga. As they SHOULD be. I am super glad to see Wes out of a suit and in something dark and gnarly. Last season wasn't his best work. They put the pig head on the man while Lady Gaga Giggles (say that 6 times). This is REALLY throwing me back to Season 3 Coven. Guys. We have DONE this. Kathy Bates. Man. Animal Head. Remember? 

I understand and ENJOY when we get to see a crossed path from a previous season. We are still calling this a MINI SERIES per the Emmy's; but I am starting to seriously doubt this. I saw something on Facebook that showed a lot of similarities in our main character: 

Anywho, Shelby runs away after all the Pig Talking and runs into her husband in the middle of the road and he drives her to the hospital. She didn't make this all up because they drug tested her. Is she in the same hospital bed she was in during Freak Show? 

We are reversing roles as Matt wants to leave but Shelby now wants to stay and teach them good ol' boys a lesson. 

Checking in on Lee, she still has some custody issues. Her beautiful daughter and her American Girl Doll have come for a visit. Her ex, Mason has dropped her off and Flora makes a great observation about how Lee told her it was a farm house and yet, there are no chickens or goats. While Flora and Lee play jacks on the floor, Lee turns away for a second only to discover that Flora is under the stairs crawl space, talking to her imaginary friend Priscilla. Oh you know Priscilla, the one that is tired of all the blood, so if Flora helps her, she will make her a bonnet. No worries, a second later, some flowers crash to the ground a bonnet is there for Lee to pick up. Lucky Day? I think not....

Matt and Shelby discuss selling the house. They decide to sleep on it, so whilst sleeping, they hear Piggy Man again. They run out of the house, in the dark and chase the noise. Of course, they get separated. Some wild pigs run by, running, and running and we are still running and then Shelby and Matt meet up just in time to sit around the camp fire. It's a clamping-Pinterest-Inspired set up with a pig head on the top, and some beautiful fresh cuts of meat dangling above an open flame. Pretty sure that's human meat, but whatevs.

Back at the house, Matt and Shelby attempt sleep again but the darn phone keeps ringing. Matt runs to answer the house phone. Now, last week he had wireless security systems that was watched via his app on his iPhone. Now we are back to a landline? 

He answers the phone, some woman is yelling and begging for help. Matt looks down to see that that phone isn't even plugged in. 

Matt is a little freaked out, and as he turns, he gets to see the nurses that Shelby saw last week. They are special. They kill a little lady in front of us. She is famous but I can't seem to place her name....anywho, the shot her in the head and Matt thinks this is all a dream. He heads out to get the cop sleeping his car and once a sweep of the house is done, nothing is to be found.

Lee's ex is here to get Flora. She is playing a quick game of Hide & Seek and they have an easy find, she is back in the attic crawl space. The GOOD news that Flora has is "they are going to kill us all" but they are saving Flora for last. Since they are good friends.

Before you write Priscilla + Flora = 4 EVA on your binder, Mason is not going to be bringing Flora back to this place ever again. Oh, and he is calling the Judge to let him know that Lee is probably still on the wagon and doesn't need to be around the little girl. Lee goes and gets my box wine a drink and gets white girl wasted. When she wakes, there are some knives she put in the ceiling. #partytrick

I am taking a break to say this season is already beating me down. Since my favorite seasons are 1,3 and 5...obviously any even numbered season won't be my jive. We already into episode 2 and I am just hoo hummm. I have heard others say it's refreshing and new but goodness, is it? IS IT? We are repeating a lot of stuff.

I mean, even down to Flora's warning, it reminds me of S1, E1:

While Lee takes a sleepy, Matt & Shelby look out the window to see a little girl in old clothes standing in the yard. Oh joy, visitors! 

They discover where the girl was standing a cellar of sorts, of course you go in. They discover a dusty old place, that has, surprisingly, a TV with no dust and a 1985 home recorder. Time to watch some home movies. It's a movie with Elizabeth Taylor Dr. Elias Cunningham. Dennis O'Hare how the mighty have fallen. You were beautiful last season and now you need a shave. Today is October 11, 1997. (google says nothing major happened) and this is the Dr.'s last testament so he is going to make it a good one. 

He is making a true crime book a la Helter Skelter (you are no Vincent Bugliosi sir) about KILLER! LESBIAN! SISTERS! NURSES! No better line has ever been said on tv. Ever.

Killer! Lesbian! Sister! Nurses?

In 1998 Miranda and Bridget worked at a nursing facility, killing old people when they were about to be discovered, they decided to open their own place. What to guess where? Yup, the farm house. The tortured and killed old people (hard to watch some of this) and they loved to do in the order of their first initial:

M U R D E _

So they never finished that last letter. (ROGER) 

When the house went up for sale, the people painted and painted the walls where they wrote out the unfinished MURDER word (Manson. Helter Skelter. Get it) but the words kept appearing. So now, Matt runs to the wall, peals the wallpaper off and there are the words. Sorry folks, it's real. This is the same house! 

Matt and Shelby have aligned their horoscopes and both want out of the house. They have the lawyer real estate agent lawyer come over and tell him he did them wrong not telling them the history. Of course, this reminds us of Season 1? No?

To wrap this all up, Lee went and kidnapped Flora (Shelby calmly calls the ex and explains that Lee is crazy and made a mistake and Lee looks like she could kill Shelby) and she loses Flora her within minutes. Again. Probably best that Mason calls that Judge.

We see Flora's yellow hoodie at the top of the flagpole tree. Reallyyyyyyyy high up there! 

That is the end of this episode. I know it was long, trust me, I know! 

Are you enjoying the new season? I mean, I am happy it's back. It is for sure one of my favorite TV hour's of the week. It's not my favorite season, I knew that from the first 3 minutes, just like I knew last year it would be a huge favorite. There is a lot of scary, jumpy parts and I enjoy that. I think Ryan Murphy always try to cram as much of the story in as he can and then he wraps it up just as messy at the end. So we will see where this is going soon.

Teen Mom OG - Season 6 - Episode 6 Review

Oh My Amber......

Amber and Matt are hanging out with their neighbors. I am always weirded out when we NEVER see someone, and POOF!! here they are on an episode! But, it's happening, so let's roll with it. Amber is getting a new fancy rich person house and she wants Boo Boo Child to ride her bike around. Boo Boo ain't rode a bike at your current house so what will change? GULP! Let's pour us some house wine.  Matt declares that he has his trash bags packed and ready to move.... why is this even on tv? Why! 

Gary is with Leah on vacation. Oh yeah, the rest of his crew is with him. He is going to get married. Wait. They are already married but they didn't get a ceremony. So now they will have a ceremony. A renewal.  I say it's about time. Leah does look cute playing spa with her soon-to-be-mom-again Kristina. Leah gets to lead Kristina down the beach to a secret wedding. Kristina is moved to tears. Now. Let me interrupt. Kristina has another daughter that her ex has custody of and he doesn't allow her to be filmed. So this is all bittersweet to me knowing that child can't be involved in any of this. I don't know. Is it just me? I feel like, why do this for the cameras? They could have waited. Whatever. It's probably just my weirdness. 

Farrah

Farrah and Simon are off to therapy. Farrah calls her dad Michael, and he tries to give some sweet advice about how every relationship she has witness has been a train wreck, so please take it easy on Simon. It went over well. Scream. Hang up. Repeat. Wait. Does Farrah's top lip look like it's having a reaction again.....

Simon and Farrah meet up at Dr. Jenn's office. You know who she is. Celebrity Reality Therapy something or 'nother.... I think she made sure that Cate and Tyler didn't get married. Remember that? 
They are talking about the ring situation, and Simon is insisting that he wanted to use his own jeweler and set his own budget but that Farrah took the Uni-Brow to the store to buy her wedding ring.
Dr. Jenn thinks Farrah needs stability. WHAT!@ YOU THINK? MAYBE. Do you also think she has Daddy issues??

Basically, Dr. Jenn wants her to be easier on Simon and that the couple has potential. I am voting NO! No Dr. Jenn - they do not.
Simon and Farrah went to get manicures and with that one therapy session, they are cured. Amazeballs. Seriously. How DOES Dr. Jenn do it? 

Puff Puff Pass Catelynn

The most boring part of the show this week will be our beloved fan favorite pot heads.... Catelynn and Tyler. Cate is in rehab therapy. Leah. {Clearing throat} Moving on. Tyler is sad. Nova is crying. Cate calls and the baby has a penny in her mouth, the dogs are barking, Cate is crying and Tyler is explaining that he wants to get it all under control so when she comes home, it's not crazy and makes her depressed again. 

Off to Arizona to see Cate. MTV cameras aren't allowed inside the facility but the pictures show a nice visit. Nova didn't cry. Probably use to saying bye to mom when she has business trips to go on buys pot from her dealer.  Yawn. Who cares about all this? I would rather watch Butch and April fight or Tyler build his new house. 

The whole episode shows a crying Nova. She is FOR SURE going thru a phase. She seems to need a steady and stable environment maybe? Tyler's mom came by to ask questions and it's a forced and stupid conversation of repetitive questions. I have heard this crap already! Mom cries, Tyler cries, dogs bark, Nova climbs under the table for a quiet time out.

Passed Out Maci

Taylor and Bentley play baseball in the front yard. Pretty cute. One of Maci's "friends" comes over to see if she is all moved in. MTV..... stop it.

Maci says they are moved in. Why look, all around me is my new place ya'll.  Maci thinks she doesn't want to pay $20,000 for a wedding venue and I agree. The producer asks about the wedding, and they are going to OFFICIALLY move the date. Knowing that Maci was in Vegas last weekend for their DUAL Bachelor Parties,I believe that they got MTV to cover the price for filming. So the wedding is BACK on. They are getting married in October 2016. Want to see pictures of Maci in Vegas? Maci Maci Maci
200 guests are coming. Ryan talks to his parents about going to the wedding. He is going to crash regardless, he might even be a flower boy. I love this family. They make me want to drink less. Taylor seemed a little weird talking about if Ryan was coming to the wedding or not, but hide behind the Bentley thing. I don't know. I am not inviting my ex to my wedding for the sake of my kids happiness. It's about Man & Wife...and as much as you want to add the kids to it, it's not about THEM. So why does the ex need to be at the wedding? It's not good for Taylor. I feel bad for the guy. But when Maci and MTV pay you to do stuff, you do it. 

Don't Be Tardy - Season 5 - Episode 1

OK Dolls!  You better have a WHOLE box of wine to be ready for this one. 
She's backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.....with all 6 kids, her mansion in Atlanta, her sexy man and some dogs, and her gay chef. Sigh. I want her life! 

We are starting off with Kim in the hospital after her "stroke" on Dancing With the Stars. She is smiling, kids are having fun, Kroy talked to the doctors who assure him that is not anything major, just a stroke at 38 years old and going to put some parts inside her and BAM, all better.
Now, I am not saying she's lying or this is all staged, or a publicity stunt, but she looks....weird. Too smiley. Too something. 

Now Kim is back at home with her kids and her chef and is wanting some queso ya'll ~  Chef Tracy is lost? How do you melt this cheese? GULP, drink #1 is gone now. 

Brielle is on Tinder, and Tracy is on Tinder but Brielle wonders why she isn't on Grindr? That is where all the gay people go?? Tracy reminders that is where the gay MEN go, not Lesbians. Brielle pretends to be lost. Again! Poor sweet Tracy. Just keep that beanie on your head sister, cook and get out of there! 

This FAMILY drives me nuts. First, Brielle is not dumb! In this episode, there are several clips that we are supposed to assume she is and I am not liking it. This young lady is applying for jobs on E! and Access Online, but we are too believe she is so ditsy that she doesn't know her dating apps, she doesn't know where her "Eggs" are at inside her body...and don't get me started on contouring make-up. Whoever did it, fire them, start over. 

Kim takes Kroy to the OBGYN again. Last time he was getting snipped but momma Kim wants another baby. Kroy isn't happy. They spend some time in the Atlanta traffic, honking the horn on their car at people and screaming some F bombs. This might be the only part of the show that isn't scripted and fake. I actually saw the couple laughing and having fun. 

Now they are at their doctors and he seems nice and reminds Kroy that if she is pregnant, neither of them are the father. Appropriate of a doctor.... I am not sure? 

They are going to freeze eggs, or sperm, or both. I am a little drunk at this point and just going to assume that the next kid Krog, or Kerth or Kelty will be coming in 9 months. Back at home, they warn Breille not to give BJ's because there are eggs in her throat and she will get pregnant and so, don't. Just don't. Brielle is lost. Sigh. 

Rose the psychic has come over the read some palms and tell everyone they are going to live to be 80, 90 and how many times they will be married. KJ is only getting married once. Sweet! The rest are having lots of kids. HOLD THE BRAKES KIM, you are NOT one of the ones that is having another. Ms. Sweet Rose said no more for you....... Kim just reassures us if she wants one, she will get one. 

"Do you see where I am going to have a baby for my momma" 

Anywho....it's all over. 30 minutes of my life is gone. I hugged my box of wine because it was my friend for that half hour and helped me get thru this scripted mess. Please Baby Jesus, help me get through this season. Amen

Maci Bookout's Baby Is Just Fine....

No need to be worried folks. That 3rd planned and loved baby, errrr.....well....Maci's 3rd SURPRISE-IM-HERE baby is ok. After all the pictures on the internets had shown only one side of Maverick's baby face, people had assumed all the guzzling of Bud Light had given the baby birth defects. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. Peeps, we all know drinking until you are 5 months pregnant is ok, ya'll! Maci didn't want to show you the pictures for shits and giggles! 
She went to her Instagram, 5 months after Maverick's birth to show you he is OK! 

He looks like Bentley and Taylor all wrapped up in sports gear. Gag. This couple is wearing me all kinds of thin! 

American Horror Story- Season 6 - Episode 1

Ok, I will admit I am Ryan Murphy junkie. I may or may not follow one of his assistants on Instagram just so I can see where they are at. The poor girl is juggling a maniacs THREE sets at all times. Can you imagine? I would have a serious drinking problem if I did. 

When I discuss ANYTHING about Ryan Murphy, people are usually on two sides, one side is that he is a genius and can do no wrong...and he has a SERIOUS type of man he likes, which just so happens to be the same type that I like....

Say hello to Matt, Finn and Wes

The other side thinks he is over rated, over paid and has serious Religious issues, and maybe a few mommy issues as well. I agree. 

But I digress, Mr. Murphy had been holding off on releasing the TITLE of the new season. He flashed the Season 6 with a question mark all over our internets.

We the people, chewed it up. We thought about it. We had contests, discussion, theories on what it would BE. The usual people came out with Aliens...if I hear one more Reddit person discuss Area 54 and AHS in the same sentence, I will punch someone. RIGHT IN YOUR FACE! So what happened on our beloved AHS night? Mr. Ryan Murphy himself comes out in a pre-opening-act commercial with a Mercedes (Which is sponsoring this season and we are told that before, after and during the episode) and he is wearing some Kayne shoes, and he basically says "look, I know you want to know what this season is going to be called, and I will tell you but first, someone won this cool Benz for picking out the season online and well...you figure it out....enjoy the show" And so it begins............

The best way for me to describe what happened is, we are watching a show, while watching a show. It appears we are watching a documentary about Lily Rabe and Andre Holland (new cast member) as Shelby and Matt Miller. This super in love couple (we know this because they TOLD us, duh) had been walking down a random New York Street when BAM, Matt is knocked out. Broke his eye socket and he is unconscious. Shelby had been pregnant, and had a miscarriage while in the hospital attending her swollen husband. WAIT. Did I mention, this is all being reenacted by Cuba Gooding Jr. and Sarah Paulson? In fact, on the cast sheet, it even says REENACTOR.... if there was ever such....  (Drink #1 down!)

You know who these people are, you just saw them on Ryan's otherrrrr show, The-OJ-Simpson-Trial-American-Crime-Story-Travolta-Messed-It-All-Up-But-Ross-Geller-Brought-The-Kardashian-Charm Show. 

That was then, this is now:

So now our lovely couple is twirling and frolicking in the Forest (uuum hmmm.....forest....trees....people....work with me!) They come across this beautiful white, sparkly little cottage in the middle of the Forest (hmmmm). I am lying. It actually looked like this:

Cozy right? Makes you want to take out your wallet and put down some roots right? Which is what they did. Wouldn't ya know it... there is an auction the next day!! Convenient. 

There is another set of peeps wanting this land too, real American-Bud Light-Dipping-NRA folks that want this house. They gots their $20,000 ready!

I am not kidding. This is what Ryan Murphy brought in as "rednecks" in North Carolina. NOT West Virginia, not Alabama...NORTH CAROLINA. Really Ryan, I think it's time you get out of LA and travel a bit. The world has evolved.

Now, our yoga loving Shelby is seeing teeth fall from the sky, which reminds me of one of the more boring trailers we saw leading up to this season.

When Matt goes out of town, his sister Lee comes in. There are reasons she needs to have a baby sitter. Some pigs are screaming outside, and tearing perfectly good trashcans in half and then throwing them back at the house. A very fine skinned pig was left on the doorstep. As you do in the south. Don't they understand Southern Hospitality?)  

Now the REAL Lee (not the reenactor) is someone we have seen before. That's Sally Freeman from Season 1 (Adina Porter) that put the good doctor to sleep with her boring AF stories. 

This season her reenactor is Angela Bassett. A tough cop that got shot and now has a serious pain killer issue. She has lost her husband and child and is now a recovering addict; with a chip on her should. Joy. (I couldn't find a picture of her new character on line, but let's say, it's her BEST look yet. Sister is FIERCE!) 

While Shelby and her SIL enjoy some bonding time together, "someone" rolled a fine wine into Lee's  room, which has them fighting. Right about the same time that Matt's app called WATCH-MY-HOME-WITH-MY-CRAZY-WIFE-IS-HOME-ALONE-WITH-MY-CRAZY-SISTER. He sees the men coming with pitch forks and torches. Again, does anyone not understand how we do in the South? A little WELCOME TO OUR HOOD party is not crazy. Anywho, Matt calls his woman folk, and all their phones are on vibrate. Which remind me, that feeling when your husband calls you 15 times and your phone was on silent and you call him back and you get the question of WHY was your phone on silent, I needed you.....always drives me crazy. Like, obs I was not trying to blow up the library with a loud phone so it was on silent and then I went on with my day and totally forgot about my phone, so DUH, it's still on silent! So the bad people come, walk in the house, forcing the woman to head to the basement. No thank you. NO NO NO. Stop it. Why is THAT your last resort. I am under a bed, in a cabinet, anywhere but the basement. NO MAAM!

The sisters come out of the basement, and some Blair Witch dolls hanging all over the house. How sweet, HOUSE WARMING GIFTS! Goodie! 

Sister Shelby is done. She is literally OVER this house and gets in her Prius (wait! Wasn't this show sponsored by Mercedes? Where is her C class? ) and runs smack DAB into Kathy Bates (Autograph please?) who looks like typical Kathy....crazy, old, pilgrim dress and a some hair issues!) Sounds like she will have another accent. Sigh. Why Ryan, WHY?

Shelby gets lost in the woods trailing behind an injured Kathy. I looked up her character name online but can't find it again. I think her son will be Evan Peters. Who has died his hair red for this season. Interesting....or not.

My thoughts

Each AHS fan has favorite seasons. When I write the seasons down, it's clearly every other year for me. Murder House, Coven and Hotel are my top 3. Asylum and Freak Show, not so much. Now, I did LIKE them, and Asylum ended strong. Super scary serial killer/rape stuff.  Those are also the seasons  that the first episode was super confusing. Just like this one. I can't tell where this is going. Do I want the whole season to be like a documentary. No thanks!

Where I see this all going? I am still thinking a Forest theme. TMZ reported earlier in the year a set with the words Croatoan carved in a tree. CROATOAN

This is the first time we have heard about this village. Remember back please to season 1. Oh Ryan, you sneaky bald devil! Sarah Paulson’s character, Billie Dean Howard, said that a Native American chief vanished the ghosts of the Roanoke settlers with a curse, and that “Croatoan” was the word used to seal the spell. Later, Taissa Farmiga’s character, Violet, attempted to use the word to banish Chad, played by Zachary Quinto. However, it didn’t work. Read about it here: AHS

I would love to here in order what seasons are your favorite below in the comments! Mine are:

1. Coven

2. Murder House

3. Hotel

4. Asylum

5. Freak Show or MRN

Adam Lind.... you suck

Adam Lind is a douche bag. We all know this. It was just a matter of time that his complaining butt ended up back in court and ordered to pay MORE of his "trainers" income to the baby mommas! 
$2,148 more! 

Chelsea will be getting $945 a month
Taylor will be getting $1,203 a month

He has stated before that they don't "need" his money because they (The ol' ball and chains he never actually married) have enough to provide for the kids on their own...besides....he has "SOME" custody of Paisley. 

Gulp! 
Read up in it on Radar Online for the exclusive news: Adam Lind Sucks 

#killmenow

Teen Mom OG

Oh My Amber......

Amber is about to have a birthday and she isn't too thrilled that it is coming up....all she wants is Honey Boo Boo to come to the house to celebrate with her but alas, it is not her weekend to have Honey Boo Boo..... what will happen?

Matt has decided to invite Gary, via text, to come in hopes that he will bring Leah, and all will be happy in Amber's world. Gary talks to his wife and she plays the innocent "What do you think" card to Gary. I am NOT falling for it. Simply because, this woman's life is a HOT mess in reality and just because the camera is on, I am not believing you are all PRO Amber. Anywho, Gary does go to the birthday, with Honey Boo Boo, Wifey and new baby (that could be Leah's twin- strong genes Gary). 

While Leah is out getting her nails did (see what I did there), the party is being set up....but that sneaky Leah is so smart. That gurl figured out all those cars parked outside meant a party on the inside! She didn't know her cell mate would be there though, and POOF, here comes the tears. They were the "only ones" to get out. Wow. Just Wow. 

Farrah

Farrah and Sophia ("baby" as Grandma Debra calls her) are repeating what Farrah did growing up. A family trip to Hawaii. Let's hope this the only thing that Sophia copies from momma Farrah. Farrah's mother Debra and her "Michael" are in attendance. The crew keeps having her family ask her where the lovely and kind Simon is at. Even though we broke the 8th wall or something down, I wished we would have stopped the dumb questions: Do you still miss Daddy Derek. SHUT UP. Putting my head down and about to drink a 5th glass of wine to go with all this mess! 

Ok, well....long story short.... Simon shows up. Farrah is going to make him pay. I promise you. While little UniBrow drives the boat, Farrah insists that Simon tell UniBrow what a great job she is doing. He doesn't speak up loud enough. Mistake #1 buddy. Simon repeats himself, and it's still not good enough. Oh No. Mistake #2 is about to get ugly. The questions begin: "Aren't you happy, aren't you in to me"...yada yada yada. Really, I am almost not believing this is real. I mean... can a man REALLY be into her when she is this evil?? 

Long story short, Farrah wakes up, Simon is gone on a motorcyle, she kicks him out for the 7,356,133th time and he is like "cool". Farrah No Cry = Farrah evil porn robot.

Puff Puff Pass Catelynn

Catelynn is going to the depression clinic. Hope it's not the same one that Leah went to because you come out addicted to "pain killers' {Cough= meth} Tyler is sad. The baby Nova is gone to April's house. Not sure how good of an idea THAT is considering ol' granny was getting high last week in the minivan with Cate. Wait. Does this mean that Tyler doesn't have to share his "roaches" in the bong while Cate is gone? Maybe he is crying HAPPY tears. I am now watching the show thru squinted eyes. 

Tyler has to go pay some guys for the work they did on the new house, might be his drug dealer.....again....squinted eyes on you Tyler. 

He says his good byes to Cate, lots of tears. Nova doesn't care, she is ready to go walk, and wants everyone to stop crying and smoking and screaming. Come home soon Momma Cate. 

Passed Out Maci

Maci plays with that cute little Jade. Maci says Jade is going to mean to the new baby Maverick....but I don't think so. She looks like an adorable little baby. Maci and her man....what is his name. I shall call him Bearded Texan. Bearded Texan and Maci have yet another dinner alone. Where do these parents get the time to eat alone so much? Every. Single. Episode! At dinner, Maci and Tyler decide they want a BIGGER house. As we all know in MTV world, that means it is already bought and finalized. And POOF!! There it is. It is a trailer....or manufactured home. I can't tell.

 It's something. Ryan comes over to check it out and is all "looks big" and Maci replies "yeah, like a 1,000 square feet more". Great. Goodie. Whatever. Boring. Have the kid soon. Then another to even it out. No one wants 3! Four for Maci sounds great!! 

Bearded Texan gets a new tattoo with the new baby's name MAVERICK on his arm. I noticed he had a Bentley one on there. That is sweet. The producer was like "what if it's not a boy" and they aren't having it. Probably because the baby is already born. Another lie on the LONG list that Maci is handing to us this season.

Ok. That was this weeks Teen Mom OG. I plan to TRY to do the shows that I watch regular. This week will be American Horror Story, ID's JonBenet special, Sister Wives and Don't Be Tardy. I will add when Walking Dead returns, Vampire Diaries and as always...anything Bachelor.